Place the cream cheese on the counter for 30–45 minutes, until it’s soft enough to press easily with a spoon. Soft cream cheese will mix smoothly without lumps.
16 oz cream cheese
In a medium mixing bowl (or stand mixer with the paddle attachment), add the softened cream cheese, sour cream or Greek yogurt, Worcestershire sauce, and Dijon mustard. Beat or stir until smooth and creamy, scraping down the sides of the bowl as needed.
16 oz cream cheese, 2-3 tablespoons sour cream or plain Greek yogurt, 2 teaspoons Worcestershire sauce, 1 teaspoon Dijon mustard
Sprinkle in the garlic powder, onion powder, smoked paprika, salt, and black pepper. Mix again until evenly combined, then taste a small amount and adjust the salt or pepper if needed.
1 teaspoon garlic powder, 1 teaspoon onion powder, 1/4 teaspoon smoked paprika, 1/4 teaspoon kosher salt, 1/4 teaspoon black pepper
Add the shredded sharp cheddar cheese, chopped green onions, and pimentos or roasted red peppers (if using). Stir or beat on low speed until everything is evenly distributed. The mixture will be thick but should hold together.
2 cups sharp cheddar cheese, 3-4 tablespoons green onions, 1/4 cup pimentos or roasted red peppers
Scrape the cheese mixture onto a large piece of plastic wrap. Use the wrap to gather and mold the mixture into a ball (or a log, if you prefer). Wrap tightly, smoothing out any large cracks. It doesn’t need to be perfect; chilling will help it firm up.
Refrigerate the wrapped cheese ball for at least 1–2 hours, or up to 24 hours. This allows the flavors to meld and the mixture to firm up so it’s easier to coat with nuts.
Place the finely chopped pecans in a dry skillet over medium heat. Toast for 4–5 minutes, stirring often, until fragrant and just lightly darkened. Let cool completely, then combine with the chopped parsley (if using) in a shallow dish or on a plate.
1 1/2 cups pecans, 2 tablespoons fresh parsley
Unwrap the chilled cheese ball and place it on the bed of chopped pecans (and parsley). Gently press the nut mixture all over the surface, turning the cheese ball as you go, until it’s completely coated.
1 1/2 cups pecans, 2 tablespoons fresh parsley
If time allows, refrigerate the finished pecan-crusted cheese ball for another 30 minutes to help it hold its shape when served.
Transfer the cheese ball to a serving plate. Surround with assorted crackers, pretzels, baguette slices, fresh veggies, and fruit if desired. Serve with a small cheese knife or spreader.
Assorted crackers, pretzels, baguette slices, and fresh veggies, Grapes or apple slices